Cue Crusader Mugs

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Oil shock.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Toastquest!

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

"Dad hasn't been the same since he went back to school."

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'We lost funding.'

Caped Character

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

"All the causes were taken."

The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.

'You'll never get me to take my baseball cap off during class!'

Bikes versus Cars

The gaming world.

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

"I glued myself to a snooker ball."

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"I'm not good at making a difference."

A housewife is looking at her dishwasher; the door is open, and looks like a drawbridge - men on horseback are emerging.

Under the car park.

"A Thuper Hero needth cape to fly..."

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'