Cue Crusader Gifts

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Oil shock.

Vigilante Dog

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

Toastquest!

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

"Dad hasn't been the same since he went back to school."

'We lost funding.'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Caped Character

"All the causes were taken."

'You'll never get me to take my baseball cap off during class!'

The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.

Hello. I'm in your neighborhood to raise awareness for

"I glued myself to a snooker ball."

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

A housewife is looking at her dishwasher; the door is open, and looks like a drawbridge - men on horseback are emerging.

"I'm not good at making a difference."

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

Great customer care is not optional.

Under the car park.

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"A Thuper Hero needth cape to fly..."