Chaos Crusader Gifts

The Rat Race

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

What My Day Feels Like

dog vs UFO...

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

Holiday Overkill.

Relaxation Technique

The horn of paper

Office De-cluttering

Calm in the Face of Chaos

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

"You've been chosen to represent our establishment at 'Carrers day'. You're always careering from one crisis to the next"

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

Balancing your new and unprecedented reality

IN...limbo...limbo...OUT

"Is something bothering you?"

'Let's not overreact. We're just in solvent, not bankrupt.'