Chaos Conqueror Gifts

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

"Damn, where's that gratitude journal again!"

'Come quick ----- I've nowhere to put my yearly planner !'

"This is our new time manager"

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

I'm sure it's here somewhere!

Office De-cluttering

Travelling alarm clock for the modern urbanite

Shortage of desk-space

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'I'm waiting until someone develops a Weapon of Mess Destruction.'

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

'You don't have to run away, dear. I will.'

Leafblower for the office.

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'I finally had everything together. . . and then I lost my organizer.'

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

What My Day Feels Like

"Oh closet was so full it exploded."

'Construction getting out of control.'

'And where do you think YOU'RE going?!!!'

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

Minimalist Japanese junk shop

'I value order above all.'

"Amid all the chaos, I'm just grateful to have a job where I can work from home."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

The horn of paper

Horn of lost things

Balancing your new and unprecedented reality

"Those are my books on tidying up."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Sink's clogged again?"