Chaotic Chore Conqueror Gifts

"Honey, I think I found the hamster."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

What My Day Feels Like

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Yoga To-Do

'But you said to clean my room.'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

'They made it like that so the kids wouldn't bother you.'

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'