Daily Chore Conqueror Gifts

Sex dreams.

A man washing a mascot costume

Extreme Sisyphus

'But you said to clean my room.'

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

Walk dog, brush your teeth.

Missing Sock

To do list

"It says, 'Machine wash with, like, color,' but it doesn't say, like what kind of colors."

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

"Marie has been planning for my retirement for years."

"Just empty it."

'Dinner will be ready in an hour -- Why don't you relax by mowing the lawn?'

"I can't do everything, sweetie. It's not like I have nine arms."

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

The five stages of laundry 1. Denial I'll do it tomorrow. 2. Anger Why are there no clean clothes!? 3. Bargaining Ok! Who wants to help with the laundry? 4. Depression Can't. Do. It. 5. Acceptance

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

Intoducing Wonderman: the superhero for your everyday needs.