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Displacement activities for people who work from home...

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"Can you train him to bite my husband whenever the trash gets full?"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

Spring cleaning.

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

"Just empty it."

'I didn't forget to empty my pockets. That's your tip.'

'We already have a helper monkey for that.'

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

Why do you always get to ash and I always have to dry?

"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

'Who's the clown responsible for ordering the new exercise equipment?'

"Who made this mess?"

Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).

No caption. (A woman folding laundry from the dryer is looking at a mouse folding laundry from a mousehole on the side of the dryer).

"Judging by all the dishes, you have forgotten where the kitchen is. So, I programmed this GPS for you."

"I knew it would be a silly idea to ask him to hang the washing out for me,"

You mean none of you took out the trash? Why you rarely see a female polygamist.

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

"Let's do something really different and daring tonight to stimulate our marriage... Tonight I'll wash and you dry!"

Nate Sure Abhors a Vacuum!