Daily Chore Conqueror T-Shirts

Sex dreams.

A man washing a mascot costume

Extreme Sisyphus

'But you said to clean my room.'

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

Missing Sock

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

Walk dog, brush your teeth.

To do list

"It says, 'Machine wash with, like, color,' but it doesn't say, like what kind of colors."

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

"Marie has been planning for my retirement for years."

'Dinner will be ready in an hour -- Why don't you relax by mowing the lawn?'

"Just empty it."

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

"I can't do everything, sweetie. It's not like I have nine arms."

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

Intoducing Wonderman: the superhero for your everyday needs.

The five stages of laundry 1. Denial I'll do it tomorrow. 2. Anger Why are there no clean clothes!? 3. Bargaining Ok! Who wants to help with the laundry? 4. Depression Can't. Do. It. 5. Acceptance