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'Since you're up there would you mind cleaning out the gutter, dear?'

'Six: Grip steering wheel tightly.'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Lawnmower

Yoga To-Do

'But you said to clean my room.'

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

Orienteering 101

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

To do list

Missing Sock

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

"It says, 'Machine wash with, like, color,' but it doesn't say, like what kind of colors."

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

Walk dog, brush your teeth.

Spring cleaning.

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

"Marie has been planning for my retirement for years."