Outdoor Chore Conqueror Gifts

'Since you're up there would you mind cleaning out the gutter, dear?'

'Six: Grip steering wheel tightly.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Lawnmower

Yoga To-Do

'But you said to clean my room.'

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

Orienteering 101

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

Missing Sock

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

Walk dog, brush your teeth.

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

Spring cleaning.

To do list

"It says, 'Machine wash with, like, color,' but it doesn't say, like what kind of colors."

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

"Marie has been planning for my retirement for years."

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

'Dinner will be ready in an hour -- Why don't you relax by mowing the lawn?'