Outdoor Chore Aficionado Gifts

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

A man washing a mascot costume

Extreme Sisyphus

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Washing Line Walker

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

Looks like I do dishes again.

Cat Chores

"Good dog!"

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

"Just empty it."

"Thank you, sir."

"Gotta find more things to do, to distract me from all the things I have to do."

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

Unwanted Guests

'If we keep the grass short, predators are less likely to sneak up unnoticed...'

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

'Stop complaining - at least it keeps you out of the kitchen.'

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

A woman strips the paint from a window.

'If you want me, honey, I'll be out here in the orchard.'

"I'd say that fall is just around the corner!"

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'

'Just so you know, you're doin' it wrong.'

'Washing dishes, why?'

"Laundry day?"

'Since you're up there would you mind cleaning out the gutter, dear?'

'All right, I'm done thawing out the freeze, now what was it you couldn't wait to tell me about finally finding two snowflakes that are exactly alike?'

The Toilet paper roll...do they magically appear on the holders?