Outdoor Chore Aficionado Gifts

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

A man washing a mascot costume

Extreme Sisyphus

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Washing Line Walker

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

Looks like I do dishes again.

Cat Chores

"Good dog!"

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

"Just empty it."

"Thank you, sir."

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

"Gotta find more things to do, to distract me from all the things I have to do."

When Accountants Rake Leaves

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

Unwanted Guests

No caption. (A woman folding laundry from the dryer is looking at a mouse folding laundry from a mousehole on the side of the dryer).

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

'If we keep the grass short, predators are less likely to sneak up unnoticed...'

'Stop complaining - at least it keeps you out of the kitchen.'

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

'If you want me, honey, I'll be out here in the orchard.'

A woman strips the paint from a window.

"I'd say that fall is just around the corner!"

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'

'Just so you know, you're doin' it wrong.'

'Washing dishes, why?'

'Since you're up there would you mind cleaning out the gutter, dear?'

"Laundry day?"

The Toilet paper roll...do they magically appear on the holders?