Outdoor Chore Enthusiast Gifts

'Stop complaining - at least it keeps you out of the kitchen.'

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

Yardless: Please help

Extreme Sisyphus

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Washing Line Walker

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

Looks like I do dishes again.

"Good dog!"

Cat Chores

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

"Just empty it."

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

HA HA

'I'll swear you've been willing that cloudburst on us . . !'

"Thank you, sir."

"Gotta find more things to do, to distract me from all the things I have to do."

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

'If we keep the grass short, predators are less likely to sneak up unnoticed...'

"You call that a made bed?"

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

"It's going to be in the forties today, Herb... A good day to scape the driveway, shovel off the roof, take down the Christmas lights..."

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

"I shoveled the driveway like you asked me to."

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

'If you want me, honey, I'll be out here in the orchard.'

"I'd say that fall is just around the corner!"

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'

'Just so you know, you're doin' it wrong.'

'Washing dishes, why?'