Garden Chore Devotee Gifts

'Just so you know, you're doin' it wrong.'

A man washing a mascot costume

Extreme Sisyphus

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Washing Line Walker

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

"Just empty it."

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

"Thank you, sir."

Leaf Blower Showdown.

"A garden is a thing of beauty and a job for ever."

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

Unwanted Guests

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

Autumn Leaves

Woman watering her plants in the rain.

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

'Stop complaining - at least it keeps you out of the kitchen.'

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

The Gardener's Calendar: Start up the Engine

'If you want me, honey, I'll be out here in the orchard.'

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'

Recognising obsessive behaviour.

'Washing dishes, why?'

"Laundry day?"

'All right, I'm done thawing out the freeze, now what was it you couldn't wait to tell me about finally finding two snowflakes that are exactly alike?'

Presents.