Garden Chore Champion Gifts

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

The Last Leaf

Family working together

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

"Yes, I can multi-task. Why do you ask?"

Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

Why do you always get to ash and I always have to dry?

Leaf Blower Showdown.

When Accountants Rake Leaves

A day of domestics...

'I didn't forget to empty my pockets. That's your tip.'

"Hey - we could do with another light bulb. . !"

"You must be married, and well trained."

New broom