Outdoor Chore Enthusiast Pillows

'Stop complaining - at least it keeps you out of the kitchen.'

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

Yardless: Please help

Extreme Sisyphus

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Washing Line Walker

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

Looks like I do dishes again.

Cat Chores

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

"Good dog!"

"Just empty it."

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

When Accountants Rake Leaves

"Thank you, sir."

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

"Gotta find more things to do, to distract me from all the things I have to do."

HA HA

'I'll swear you've been willing that cloudburst on us . . !'

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

"It's going to be in the forties today, Herb... A good day to scape the driveway, shovel off the roof, take down the Christmas lights..."

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

'If we keep the grass short, predators are less likely to sneak up unnoticed...'

"You call that a made bed?"

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

No caption. (A woman folding laundry from the dryer is looking at a mouse folding laundry from a mousehole on the side of the dryer).

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

"I shoveled the driveway like you asked me to."

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

"I'd say that fall is just around the corner!"

'If you want me, honey, I'll be out here in the orchard.'

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'