Outdoor Chore Challenger Pillows

'If we keep the grass short, predators are less likely to sneak up unnoticed...'

The Last Leaf

Lawnmower

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

Orienteering 101

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

Spring cleaning.

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

Leaf Blower Showdown.

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

"Thank you, sir."

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'Who's the clown responsible for ordering the new exercise equipment?'

"Who made this mess?"

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

"Let's do something really different and daring tonight to stimulate our marriage... Tonight I'll wash and you dry!"

"Judging by all the dishes, you have forgotten where the kitchen is. So, I programmed this GPS for you."

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."

"You call that a made bed?"

"I knew it would be a silly idea to ask him to hang the washing out for me,"

'Stop complaining - at least it keeps you out of the kitchen.'

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

"Baldo, can you wash the dishes for me? Or I won't help you with your homework for a month!"

Displacement activities for people who work from home...

Tunnel of Laundry.

"Never talk your husband into doing the yard work when he'd rather be fishing."