Household Chore Challenger Pillows

'Who's the clown responsible for ordering the new exercise equipment?'

You mean none of you took out the trash? Why you rarely see a female polygamist.

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

"I knew it would be a silly idea to ask him to hang the washing out for me,"

Kitchen Tetris

Washing Line Walker

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"Can you train him to bite my husband whenever the trash gets full?"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Just empty it."

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."

Why do you always get to ash and I always have to dry?

'I didn't forget to empty my pockets. That's your tip.'

No caption. (A woman folding laundry from the dryer is looking at a mouse folding laundry from a mousehole on the side of the dryer).

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

Nate Sure Abhors a Vacuum!

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

'If we keep the grass short, predators are less likely to sneak up unnoticed...'

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

'Yes it's a conspiracy theory, he's never ever done the washing up.'

"I would be happy to help you with the dishes, Mom, but I'm afraid I'd get water in my phone."

Professional Dishwasher Loading Championship

Displacement activities for people who work from home...

'I'll see your 'Washing the Dishes' and raise you 'Two Loads of Laundry''

Feel free to have a wash but this time please do not leave the bath smelling of ham.

Tunnel of Laundry.

"It's your own fault! Remember when I told you to wash that shirt in cold water?"

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'

'Washing dishes, why?'