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'If we keep the grass short, predators are less likely to sneak up unnoticed...'

The Last Leaf

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

Orienteering 101

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

I don't like the looks of this next level.

Spring cleaning.

'No, no, the pills don't have any medication to improve your balance. You'll just get steadier on your feet by trying to catch pills that are thrown to you.'

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

Leaf Blower Showdown.

"Thank you, sir."

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

'Who's the clown responsible for ordering the new exercise equipment?'

"Who made this mess?"

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."

"Let's do something really different and daring tonight to stimulate our marriage... Tonight I'll wash and you dry!"

"Judging by all the dishes, you have forgotten where the kitchen is. So, I programmed this GPS for you."

"You call that a made bed?"

"I knew it would be a silly idea to ask him to hang the washing out for me,"

You mean none of you took out the trash? Why you rarely see a female polygamist.

'Stop complaining - at least it keeps you out of the kitchen.'

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

"Baldo, can you wash the dishes for me? Or I won't help you with your homework for a month!"

Tiny man and the chained door.

"You're in my laundry's favorite seat."