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"Who made this mess?"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

The Last Leaf

Lawnmower

Family working together

Yoga To-Do

'But you said to clean my room.'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."