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"Who made this mess?"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

The Last Leaf

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

Family working together

Yoga To-Do

'But you said to clean my room.'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

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'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."