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"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

"Family game night rocks! Especially when the winner decides what his prize is!"

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

The Last Leaf

Lawnmower

Family working together

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Monkey casino study.

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

The art of fishing.

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

I don't draw farts, but take it from me that one was from Skunksville.

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.