Garden Chore Enthusiast Pillows

'I got the idea when I was blowing my leaves.'

Extreme Sisyphus

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Washing Line Walker

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Looks like I do dishes again.

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

"Just empty it."

"Thank you, sir."

Leaf Blower Showdown.

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

Unwanted Guests

'Stop complaining - at least it keeps you out of the kitchen.'

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

"Jim loves the snow, Mum, it's the only time the garden looks as tidy as next doors..."

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Start up the Engine

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

'If you want me, honey, I'll be out here in the orchard.'

'We've finished the dishes Miss. Jenny washed, I wiped and the rest of the group picked up the pieces.'

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'

'Just so you know, you're doin' it wrong.'

'Washing dishes, why?'

"Laundry day?"

The Toilet paper roll...do they magically appear on the holders?

Presents.

'That Riding Vacuum has given our marriage a spark I didn't think was possible.'