Garden Chore Expert Pillows

Unwanted Guests

Kitchen Tetris

Washing Line Walker

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

"Just empty it."

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

"When I was young, my mother washed our clothes in a tub of water. Stains were simple back then."

"Thank you, sir."

Leaf Blower Showdown.

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

When Accountants Rake Leaves

"A garden is a thing of beauty and a job for ever."

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

'Today I'd like to teach everyone the difficult task of how to put a new toilet roll on it's holder.'

Autumn Leaves

No caption. (A woman folding laundry from the dryer is looking at a mouse folding laundry from a mousehole on the side of the dryer).

'Stop complaining - at least it keeps you out of the kitchen.'

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

The Gardener's Calendar: Start up the Engine

'If you want me, honey, I'll be out here in the orchard.'

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'

'Just so you know, you're doin' it wrong.'

"Are you using the right size nail for mother's picture?"

'Washing dishes, why?'

"Laundry day?"

'I got the idea when I was blowing my leaves.'

'And if you don't fancy those jobs to do in the garden this weekend, there's always the golf course.'

Presents.