Outdoor Chore Hero Gifts

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

Yardless: Please help

Kitchen Tetris

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

'I'll swear you've been willing that cloudburst on us . . !'

HA HA

When Accountants Rake Leaves

"Thank you, sir."

'We already have a helper monkey for that.'

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

Just a regular Sunday afternoon,

'If we keep the grass short, predators are less likely to sneak up unnoticed...'

'Son, now that you're 16, I thought I'd let you drive.'

"It's going to be in the forties today, Herb... A good day to scape the driveway, shovel off the roof, take down the Christmas lights..."

"You call that a made bed?"

Caution.

'Stop complaining - at least it keeps you out of the kitchen.'

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

"I shoveled the driveway like you asked me to."

"Never talk your husband into doing the yard work when he'd rather be fishing."

A gymnast balances her laundry on her leg.

The Gardener's Calendar: Start up the Engine

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

"I would be happy to help you with the dishes, Mom, but I'm afraid I'd get water in my phone."

'Just so you know, you're doin' it wrong.'

"Are you using the right size nail for mother's picture?"

'Since you're up there would you mind cleaning out the gutter, dear?'

'I got the idea when I was blowing my leaves.'

'Six: Grip steering wheel tightly.'