Chore Hero Gifts

'Son, now that you're 16, I thought I'd let you drive.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Kitchen Tetris

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Family working together

'But you said to clean my room.'

Yoga To-Do

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."