Endless Chore Enthusiast Gifts

Extreme Sisyphus

A man washing a mascot costume

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Washing Line Walker

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

Looks like I do dishes again.

"Good dog!"

Cat Chores

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

"Just empty it."

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

"Gotta find more things to do, to distract me from all the things I have to do."

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

Shuttle wash

No caption. (A woman folding laundry from the dryer is looking at a mouse folding laundry from a mousehole on the side of the dryer).

Romance over the iron boards

"You call that a made bed?"

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

'Stop complaining - at least it keeps you out of the kitchen.'

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

A woman strips the paint from a window.

'If you want me, honey, I'll be out here in the orchard.'

'I TOLD you not to wash it in warm water!'

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

A gymnast balances her laundry on her leg.

"I'd say that fall is just around the corner!"

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'

'Washing dishes, why?'

"Laundry day?"