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Extreme Sisyphus

A man washing a mascot costume

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Washing Line Walker

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

Looks like I do dishes again.

Cat Chores

"Good dog!"

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

"Just empty it."

"Gotta find more things to do, to distract me from all the things I have to do."

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

Shuttle wash

Romance over the iron boards

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

"You call that a made bed?"

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

'Stop complaining - at least it keeps you out of the kitchen.'

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

A woman strips the paint from a window.

'I TOLD you not to wash it in warm water!'

"I'd say that fall is just around the corner!"

A gymnast balances her laundry on her leg.

'If you want me, honey, I'll be out here in the orchard.'

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'

'Washing dishes, why?'

"Laundry day?"

'I got the idea when I was blowing my leaves.'