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New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Yoga for Alcoholics

A man washing a mascot costume

Extreme Sisyphus

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

Washing Line Walker

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

"Good dog!"

Cleaning service on skates.

Cat Chores

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

"Just empty it."

"Gotta find more things to do, to distract me from all the things I have to do."

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

Shuttle wash

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

Romance over the iron boards

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

"Another unpaid nightshift! Please tell me you at least secured the video rights?"

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

'Stop complaining - at least it keeps you out of the kitchen.'

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

"I'd say that fall is just around the corner!"

A woman strips the paint from a window.

'There, Miss Kaufman, getting the rhythm now?'