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Shuttle wash

Michael Jackson.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

A man washing a mascot costume

Extreme Sisyphus

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

"I opted for the upgrades."

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

Cat Chores

Cleaning service on skates.

"Good dog!"

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

"Did you hear something?"

No Air Guitar

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

"Gotta find more things to do, to distract me from all the things I have to do."

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

Just a regular Sunday afternoon,

"Another unpaid nightshift! Please tell me you at least secured the video rights?"

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

Romance over the iron boards

'Stop complaining - at least it keeps you out of the kitchen.'

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

A woman strips the paint from a window.

"I'd say that fall is just around the corner!"

Women uses a Zeppelin to fly help dry her laundry.

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

A gymnast balances her laundry on her leg.

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'

Ballet Maid

"I'll be using tonight's briefing to show some data on domestic duty sharing, then I'll take questions from the floor."