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Romance over the iron boards

Powerful Love.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

A man washing a mascot costume

Extreme Sisyphus

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

Romance over the Irons

"Good dog!"

Cat Chores

'I don't know a heck of a lot of ballet, but I think she's really good.'

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.

"Gotta find more things to do, to distract me from all the things I have to do."

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

Shuttle wash

"Another unpaid nightshift! Please tell me you at least secured the video rights?"

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

Dance Partners

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

A woman strips the paint from a window.

'I TOLD you not to wash it in warm water!'

"I'd say that fall is just around the corner!"

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'

The Flash Mob

Ballet Maid

The Toilet paper roll...do they magically appear on the holders?

'All right, I'm done thawing out the freeze, now what was it you couldn't wait to tell me about finally finding two snowflakes that are exactly alike?'

Romance over the Ironing

"I'll be using tonight's briefing to show some data on domestic duty sharing, then I'll take questions from the floor."

'Let's make this an interactive experience. Come help with the dishes.'

"Martin! It's left wiggle, chasse, turn, jazz hands!"

"I'm glad my son respects his elders."

Stripy Jumpers

'Absolute worst-case scenario? Yes, I'll go out with you.'