Romantic Chore Enthusiasts Gifts

Romance over the iron boards

Powerful Love.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

A man washing a mascot costume

Extreme Sisyphus

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

Romance over the Irons

"Good dog!"

Cat Chores

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.

'I don't know a heck of a lot of ballet, but I think she's really good.'

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

"Gotta find more things to do, to distract me from all the things I have to do."

Shuttle wash

Dance Partners

"Another unpaid nightshift! Please tell me you at least secured the video rights?"

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

"I'd say that fall is just around the corner!"

A woman strips the paint from a window.

'I TOLD you not to wash it in warm water!'

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'

The Flash Mob

The Toilet paper roll...do they magically appear on the holders?

"Well if you as me, Larry's waggle dance is influenced way too much by Martha Graham."

Romance over the Ironing

Ballet Maid

'All right, I'm done thawing out the freeze, now what was it you couldn't wait to tell me about finally finding two snowflakes that are exactly alike?'

"I'll be using tonight's briefing to show some data on domestic duty sharing, then I'll take questions from the floor."

"Martin! It's left wiggle, chasse, turn, jazz hands!"

Stripy Jumpers

"I'm glad my son respects his elders."

'Let's make this an interactive experience. Come help with the dishes.'