Quirky Chore Enthusiast Gifts

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Yoga for Alcoholics

A man washing a mascot costume

Extreme Sisyphus

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Washing Line Walker

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Cat Chores

Cleaning service on skates.

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

"Good dog!"

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

"Just empty it."

"Gotta find more things to do, to distract me from all the things I have to do."

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

Shuttle wash

"Another unpaid nightshift! Please tell me you at least secured the video rights?"

No caption. (A woman folding laundry from the dryer is looking at a mouse folding laundry from a mousehole on the side of the dryer).

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

Cross Fit

Romance over the iron boards

'Stop complaining - at least it keeps you out of the kitchen.'

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

A gymnast balances her laundry on her leg.

"I'd say that fall is just around the corner!"