Quirky Chore Master Gifts

Cleaning service on skates.

Orchestra.

A man washing a mascot costume

Extreme Sisyphus

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Child doing the washing up

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

"Good dog!"

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

"Well, I've noticed someone always finds time for the 'odd jobs' around here he wants to do!"

'We already have a helper monkey for that.'

Unusual Washing Line

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

Shuttle wash

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

"Mmmm... Let's see... Little cable cars...ah...ah...halfway to the...to the...aha! To the stars! ...I Left My Heart in San Francisco! Tony Bennett! Right?"

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

A woman strips the paint from a window.

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

Golf clubs replaced by gardening equipment.

Quarantined at home? Opportunity to clean that closet? Careful. Be very careful.

'Yes it's a conspiracy theory, he's never ever done the washing up.'

A gymnast balances her laundry on her leg.

'There, Miss Kaufman, getting the rhythm now?'

"It's from my wife. Honeydos."

"Now can I go up to the pub?"

'All right, I'm done thawing out the freeze, now what was it you couldn't wait to tell me about finally finding two snowflakes that are exactly alike?'

'HEY,nobody said anything about MOONwalking the Plank!!'