Quirky Chore Enthusiasts Gifts

A woman strips the paint from a window.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

A man washing a mascot costume

Extreme Sisyphus

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

Cleaning service on skates.

"Good dog!"

Cat Chores

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

"Gotta find more things to do, to distract me from all the things I have to do."

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

The Apis Dance Studio

Shuttle wash

"Another unpaid nightshift! Please tell me you at least secured the video rights?"

Romance over the iron boards

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

'We get most of our recreation at home.'

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

A gymnast balances her laundry on her leg.

Ironing out the kinks.

'I TOLD you not to wash it in warm water!'

"I'd say that fall is just around the corner!"

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'

The Toilet paper roll...do they magically appear on the holders?

The Flash Mob

Boogaloo or bust.

Ballet Maid

'All right, I'm done thawing out the freeze, now what was it you couldn't wait to tell me about finally finding two snowflakes that are exactly alike?'

"I'll be using tonight's briefing to show some data on domestic duty sharing, then I'll take questions from the floor."