Quirky Chore Doer Gifts

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

Snake charmer.

A gymnast balances her laundry on her leg.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Kitchen Tetris

A man washing a mascot costume

Extreme Sisyphus

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

Cleaning service on skates.

"Good dog!"

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

In his own way, Todd does his part to save the whales.

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

"Woodpecker gets an office job."

Shuttle wash

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

"He's out jogging."

Just a regular Sunday afternoon,

"May, I don't care how wet the toilet seat gets, I turned the water off last time."

"Can I call you back? I'm with a piece of string."

'Stop complaining - at least it keeps you out of the kitchen.'

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

'What I particularly like about this baby is this little drawer where I can keep my lunch.'