Reluctant Chore Doer Gifts

"May, I don't care how wet the toilet seat gets, I turned the water off last time."

Golfing Boss

A man washing a mascot costume

Extreme Sisyphus

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

Mental To-Do List

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Stop staring at that screen saver!

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

"Leave your weekends open. I'll be dropping a lot more of these."

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"

'Dang it Sharif, I told you we shouldn't built the jacuzzi on an ancient bee burial ground.'

"The boss is on a working vacation and we're on a nonworking vacation."

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

Burning the midnight oil again?

"I can catch up with all the chores my wife wants done over the Labor Day weekend."

"The long wait for greatness to be thrust upon one."

"You call that a made bed?"

This week, House Manager Blowviatt has been asked to avoid the appearance of playing to the cameras.

"I was celebrating Hump Day and ended up with Throw-Out-Your-Back Thursday."

'Stop complaining - at least it keeps you out of the kitchen.'

We're actually looking for someone who just wants to get out of the house.

"Ed's practicing his stand up routine. No, he's not a comedian...he's just standing up!"

'The good news is, I've got no more trouble with my stupid boss and grumbling customers. The bad news is, our company is insolvent and I'm jobless.'

A gymnast balances her laundry on her leg.

'Relax Bob. You're among friends.'

"My dishwasher isn't working. He got fired yesterday."