Reluctant Dancer Gifts

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

Clancy: Dancing

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'How's the water, dear?'

The Boys of Indian Summer

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

"You're going to the Partner's Social whether you like it or not!"

"Enjoy my first day at school? You mean there'll be others?"

'Derek's a big fan of resisistance workouts. He always resists working out.'

"I hate these walkabouts. Did you remember to get me some corn plasters?"

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

'He stated jogging to work.'

"My art speaks for itself."

"May, I don't care how wet the toilet seat gets, I turned the water off last time."

This week, House Manager Blowviatt has been asked to avoid the appearance of playing to the cameras.

'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'

"The long wait for greatness to be thrust upon one."

"Mom, don't believe it. It's Fake News."

"I was celebrating Hump Day and ended up with Throw-Out-Your-Back Thursday."

'Don't worry, Mom - I'll do my book report during the next commercial.'

'We don't want to give the presentation. We don't know that much stuff.'

'I'm home from a mind-numbing day at the office, ready to watch some mind-numbing TV.'

'This getting fit is killing me.'

Trying to get kids into sports

"So I take it you won't be going to the staff Christmas party!"

"Ed's practicing his stand up routine. No, he's not a comedian...he's just standing up!"

"I really should call my mother — I just don’t want to talk to her."

"No, I'm not interested in a free ski weekend. Please take me off your call list."

"Back from your jog already? I thought you were going to go for the burn."