Reluctant Athletes Gifts

The Boys of Indian Summer

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'How's the water, dear?'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

Stop staring at that screen saver!

'Derek's a big fan of resisistance workouts. He always resists working out.'

You'll need all your energy when you get home.

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

"Enjoy my first day at school? You mean there'll be others?"

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

"I hate these walkabouts. Did you remember to get me some corn plasters?"

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

What would it take to get you to start running? Frankly, doctor, it would take someone chasing me.

'He stated jogging to work.'

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

"The boss is on a working vacation and we're on a nonworking vacation."

"Wait, all the screaming, and cheering, and swearing – you've been faking liking football the whole time?"

"Mom, don't believe it. It's Fake News."

'Don't worry, Mom - I'll do my book report during the next commercial.'

"Every year it's the same story...dangerous situations. Slippery slopes. Inescapable traps. Horrible creatures. But I trudge forward because no matter what...it's hard to avoid the first day of school."

"I was celebrating Hump Day and ended up with Throw-Out-Your-Back Thursday."

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'

"The long wait for greatness to be thrust upon one."

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

This week, House Manager Blowviatt has been asked to avoid the appearance of playing to the cameras.

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

'This getting fit is killing me.'