Trying to get kids into sports
Reluctant Athlete Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who’s a reluctant athlete? Our collection offers witty and warm options that acknowledge the challenge of staying fit with humor and personality. Perfect for encouraging or cheering on the fitness shy, these items bring a lighthearted touch to their fitness journey and remind them that every effort counts, no matter how hesitant they might be.
'He loves all sports, he can sit and watch others do it all day.'
'What? You mean I ran all the way here and got all that exercise for nothing?'
'Derek's a big fan of resisistance workouts. He always resists working out.'
'Why don't you lie down until the feeling goes away.'
"The doctor said jogging would 'add ten years to your life...' He was right - I feel ten years older...!!"
'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'
"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"
"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"
'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'
'How's the water, dear?'
The Boys of Indian Summer
'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'
The middle school mile claims its first victim.
"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."
"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."
Stop staring at that screen saver!
"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"
"Enjoy my first day at school? You mean there'll be others?"
'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'
"I hate these walkabouts. Did you remember to get me some corn plasters?"
"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."
Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife
"The boss is on a working vacation and we're on a nonworking vacation."
"Wait, all the screaming, and cheering, and swearing – you've been faking liking football the whole time?"
'He stated jogging to work.'
What would it take to get you to start running? Frankly, doctor, it would take someone chasing me.
'You'll never see me out jogging.'
"Mom, don't believe it. It's Fake News."
'Don't worry, Mom - I'll do my book report during the next commercial.'
"I was celebrating Hump Day and ended up with Throw-Out-Your-Back Thursday."
"Every year it's the same story...dangerous situations. Slippery slopes. Inescapable traps. Horrible creatures. But I trudge forward because no matter what...it's hard to avoid the first day of school."
"This could be a job for....Slothman. Nahhh."
'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'
"The long wait for greatness to be thrust upon one."
Reluctant Athlete Gifts Collection
Reluctant Athlete Mugs
Explore our range of mugs featuring humorous designs for reluctant athletes—perfect for encouraging smiles during those early morning coffee breaks.
Reluctant Athlete Pillows
Find cozy pillows that add humor and personality to any space, celebrating the less-than-enthusiastic exercise enthusiast.
Reluctant Athlete Prints
Browse our art prints that inject fun into workout spaces or home gyms, capturing the spirit of the reluctant athlete with witty designs.
Reluctant Athlete T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase the fun side of being a reluctant athlete—great for casual wear and making a lighthearted fitness statement.