Reluctant Exercisers Gifts

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'How's the water, dear?'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

The Boys of Indian Summer

"That's how you're getting your steps in, putting your fitness tracker on the dog?"

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

'You need more excercize. But I'm drinking as fast as I can.'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

The Sedentary Dead.

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'