Reluctant Exercisers Pillows

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"It's true: no more burpees."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'How's the water, dear?'

The Boys of Indian Summer

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

"That's how you're getting your steps in, putting your fitness tracker on the dog?"

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'You need more excercize. But I'm drinking as fast as I can.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

The Sedentary Dead.

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'