Reluctant Gym-goers Pillows

City Health Club - Ask about our no more than necessary exercise class.

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Still Life With Nordic Track

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

Brawnstorming session.

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

"You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping breakfast, and jumping to conclusions doesn't count."

Vampire Sit ups

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

'I must confess I admire people like you...Executives brave enough to say 'No I need a holiday.' I don't care if my clients look elsewhere, I'm not going to sacrifice my leisure time to climb the slippery pole to the very top...'

'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, Gretchen, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench press more than I do, too?'

"Whatever."

The Ten Resolutions

"He tried intermittent fasting. But settled on continual slowing."

What would it take to get you to start running? Frankly, doctor, it would take someone chasing me.

'He stated jogging to work.'

Procrastinator's Fitness Center. We specialize in wait training.

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'