Reluctant Workout Enthusiast Pillows

'Let him struggle; it's the only exercise he gets.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

An old man exercising with hourglasses

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

The Boys of Indian Summer

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

Executives exercising

Exercise Car.

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

'I thought this was low impact aerobics.'

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

Charlotte insists on a second opinion.

'Derek's a big fan of resisistance workouts. He always resists working out.'

'Try to get less exercise.'

"You were right, we should've used a smaller medicine ball."

Exercise undoubtedly relieves stress, but you may need to check with your doctor.

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

"Next bench is four steps."

When I said you were Ripped, Bob, I didn't mean your muscles.

What would it take to get you to start running? Frankly, doctor, it would take someone chasing me.

'He stated jogging to work.'

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

"Before you run a marathon maybe you should start with 50 yards?" Set acheivable targets.

'You get the diet book which you won't read, the exercise bar which you won't use and the workout CD which you won't watch, for only $29.99.'

'Amazing! You're the first patient I've ever met who gets blisters on his feet and pain in his back just by thinking of sport!'

'My enemies sent you to me, didn't they?'

Businessman on a treadmill,

"We're in the wrong spin class."

'I think maybe I'll skip hibernation this winter.'

"Was it something I said?"