Reluctant Workout Enthusiast Pillows

'Let him struggle; it's the only exercise he gets.'

An old man exercising with hourglasses

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

The Boys of Indian Summer

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

Executives exercising

Exercise Car.

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

'I thought this was low impact aerobics.'

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

'Derek's a big fan of resisistance workouts. He always resists working out.'

Charlotte insists on a second opinion.

'Try to get less exercise.'

"You were right, we should've used a smaller medicine ball."

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

'He stated jogging to work.'

"Next bench is four steps."

Exercise undoubtedly relieves stress, but you may need to check with your doctor.

"Before you run a marathon maybe you should start with 50 yards?" Set acheivable targets.

'Amazing! You're the first patient I've ever met who gets blisters on his feet and pain in his back just by thinking of sport!'

'You get the diet book which you won't read, the exercise bar which you won't use and the workout CD which you won't watch, for only $29.99.'

"We're in the wrong spin class."

"I was celebrating Hump Day and ended up with Throw-Out-Your-Back Thursday."

'I think maybe I'll skip hibernation this winter.'

Businessman on a treadmill,

'My enemies sent you to me, didn't they?'

"Was it something I said?"