Lazy Fitness Enthusiast Pillows

"I watch sports on television. Does that count?"

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"That's how you're getting your steps in, putting your fitness tracker on the dog?"

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Fetch the Boomerang

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

Eventual Motion Machine

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

The Sedentary Dead.

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

'Its part of our new range of inactive wear.'

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

"Next bench is four steps."

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'

"If I ever get my own business, I'm going to practice the Golden Rule."

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."

Sports centre lift.

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."