Lazy Fitness Enthusiast Pillows

"I watch sports on television. Does that count?"

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"That's how you're getting your steps in, putting your fitness tracker on the dog?"

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Fetch the Boomerang

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

Eventual Motion Machine

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

The Sedentary Dead.

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

'Its part of our new range of inactive wear.'

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

"Next bench is four steps."

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."

Sports centre lift.

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

"If I ever get my own business, I'm going to practice the Golden Rule."