Lazy Fitness Buff Pillows

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Keep Fit.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"That's how you're getting your steps in, putting your fitness tracker on the dog?"

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"My diet book is outselling yours."

Content Creator

Weight Gain Denial

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Eventual Motion Machine

Surprised man doing double-take look at weight scales outside of medical complex.

Motor-blender.

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"Eat less and exercise more...it's RADICAL, but it might just work."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'

Stork doing weight training.

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.