Lazy Fitness Buff Gifts

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Keep Fit.

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"That's how you're getting your steps in, putting your fitness tracker on the dog?"

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Content Creator

"My diet book is outselling yours."

Weight Gain Denial

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Eventual Motion Machine

GPs warn against New Year 'fad diets.'

Motor-blender.

"Eat less and exercise more...it's RADICAL, but it might just work."

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

Stork doing weight training.

Surprised man doing double-take look at weight scales outside of medical complex.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'