Lazy Fitness Enthusiasts Gifts

'Frank keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took 8 months to do it in.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

"That's how you're getting your steps in, putting your fitness tracker on the dog?"

Body Building

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Fetch the Boomerang

'Keep fit.'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"