Lazy Fitness Enthusiasts Gifts

'Frank keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took 8 months to do it in.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"It's true: no more burpees."

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

Body Building

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

"That's how you're getting your steps in, putting your fitness tracker on the dog?"

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

Fetch the Boomerang

Brawnstorming session.

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.