Lazy Exerciser Gifts

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Couch Potato Watching TV work outs.

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

Health Club. what's your favorite low-impact exercise? Turning over in bed.

I don't care how much your legs move, dreaming of chasing squirrles in not sufficient exercise!

'Harold always finds a way to do things lying down.'

'Running to the takeaway before closing time still counts as exercise.'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

Sports centre lift.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I'm going to start working out when they make an activity tracker that fits my wrist."

"That's how you're getting your steps in, putting your fitness tracker on the dog?"

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

Keep Fit.

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

Fetch the Boomerang

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

Eventual Motion Machine

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"Next bench is four steps."

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

"He's out jogging."