Lazy Exercising Advocate Gifts

Man walking dog on a treadmill

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

"That's how you're getting your steps in, putting your fitness tracker on the dog?"

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

Exercise vs Laxative.

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

Eventual Motion Machine

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

Woman walking sausage dog.

"What's on the Bear Channel?"

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

"Oh go on just one more walk, just one, please!"