Lazy Lifestyle Advocate Gifts

Eventual Motion Machine

"If I ever get my own business, I'm going to practice the Golden Rule."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Homo Zapiens

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Fetch the Boomerang

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

Exercise vs Laxative.

'But I feel quite healthy.'

The Sedentary Dead.

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

"What's on the Bear Channel?"

Woman walking sausage dog.

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

'Its part of our new range of inactive wear.'

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

"Thinking really hard about joining the gym is mental exercise!"

Another sound reason for sleeping late.

Olympics Couch.

"Stop doggin' it!"

"Next bench is four steps."

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

"When good hamsters go bad."

'I am not lazy, I have a disease. It's called couchaholism.'