Lazy Lifestyle Advocate T-Shirts

Eventual Motion Machine

"If I ever get my own business, I'm going to practice the Golden Rule."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Homo Zapiens

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Fetch the Boomerang

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

Exercise vs Laxative.

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

The Sedentary Dead.

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

Woman walking sausage dog.

"What's on the Bear Channel?"

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

"Stop doggin' it!"

"Tinkles where's Timmy?"

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

'I am not lazy, I have a disease. It's called couchaholism.'

"When good hamsters go bad."

No, I'm not getting you a beer while I'm up.

'Its part of our new range of inactive wear.'

Olympics Couch.

"Thinking really hard about joining the gym is mental exercise!"

Another sound reason for sleeping late.